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Old Lutheran Parsonage is a historic Lutheran church parsonage adjacent to Spring Street in Lutheran Cemetery in Schoharie, Schoharie County, New York. It was built in 1743 and is a 1+1⁄2-story building with basement. It is the oldest building in Schoharie County. And it's one of the oldest religious buildings remaining in New York State.
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