{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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Michel Frutschi was a Swiss professional Grand Prix motorcycle road racer. He competed in Grand Prix motorcycle racing between 1977 and 1983.
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Radium is the third album of Finnish industrial metal band Ruoska; it was released on 22 March 2005. Two remixes of the song \"Kosketa\" were included on the Tuonen viemää and Helvettiin jäätynyt singles. A remix of \"Irti\" was also included on Helvettiin jäätynyt single.
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"fact":"The most popular pedigreed cat is the Persian cat, followed by the Main Coon cat and the Siamese cat.","length":101}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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