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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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