{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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