{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}