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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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Carmelo Bautista Lazatin II also known as Jon Lazatin, is a Filipino politician who is serving as the 16th and current representative for Pampanga's first district since 2016 and was re-elected in 2019 and 2022 unopposed, as a member of PDP-Laban. In November 2023, he left PDP-Laban to join the Lakas–CMD party.
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