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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}

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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}

{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}

{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}

{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

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